Why Snoring Is a Sin
Because I am oblivious to this world while I'm asleep, I cannot state with absolute certainty that I don't snore. I trust I don't. Snoring is an abomination in the ears of God. It deprives precious children of God of the necessary sleep for a happy, healthy existence. It forces a person to contemplate the meaning of life as he lies in bed plotting the demise of this evil snorer. In short, I hate snoring. Here are two reasons why snoring is a sin.
The first reason snoring is a sin is that it provokes people to anger. The Bible instructs its readers to not be a stumbling block for another Christian. Every Christian can agree that snorers test their sanctification. Maybe this is God's way of drawing us nearer to him? I hardly think so. Snorers must repent of their wicked sins!
The second reason is that most snorers are overweight. How do most people become fat citizens of the human race? They eat too much. Eating too much is known in biblical terminology as gluttony. The authors of Scripture offer harsh judgments to those guilty of the undisciplined sin of gluttony. Thus, if you are a snorer, you are likely overweight, which means you overeat, which is a sin. Stop eating so much, and you'll stop your annoying snoring!
The first reason snoring is a sin is that it provokes people to anger. The Bible instructs its readers to not be a stumbling block for another Christian. Every Christian can agree that snorers test their sanctification. Maybe this is God's way of drawing us nearer to him? I hardly think so. Snorers must repent of their wicked sins!
The second reason is that most snorers are overweight. How do most people become fat citizens of the human race? They eat too much. Eating too much is known in biblical terminology as gluttony. The authors of Scripture offer harsh judgments to those guilty of the undisciplined sin of gluttony. Thus, if you are a snorer, you are likely overweight, which means you overeat, which is a sin. Stop eating so much, and you'll stop your annoying snoring!
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ReplyDeleteThis wasn't directed at anyone in particular, was it? ;)
ReplyDeleteNot necessarily...
DeleteHilarious!!
ReplyDeleteDo you by chance have a roommate this year?
ReplyDeleteThe inspiration for this post came from a ministry trip. A certain bus driver is the guilty party!
DeleteLOL..I knew it was the bus driver !! lol
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